3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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