i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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