I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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