tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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