She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Randomize
