i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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