when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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