You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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