girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I had to cum in my sink.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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