Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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