i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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