it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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