My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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