I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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