Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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