2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
