The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Congratulations! We have a period
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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