So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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