turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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