quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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