I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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