4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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