I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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