this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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