awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We left the knife in your bed.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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