How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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