Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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