TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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