Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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