So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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