Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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