I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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