am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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