I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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