If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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