do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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