where does the pee come out of this thing
i want to swaddle you in tequila
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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