I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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