ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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