No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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