i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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