Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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