How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
