nut hugger
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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