New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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