Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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