where does the pee come out of this thing
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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