ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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