Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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