U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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