we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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