make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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